Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, please allow me to exhibit some evidence that Lauren, your blog writer, needs a vacation from work, or at least to get off the night shift. As a reminder, I bring this topic up after a particularly difficult couple of weeks include three sad patient deaths and way more snow than NYC is equipped to sanely handle.
Exhibit A: Caterpillar Eyebrows- Due to recent stress, exhaustion and lack of waking hours during the day, Lauren has neglected to have her eyebrows waxed and they are way past due. They are so past due that she gets self-conscious while standing too close to her coworkers for fear they will see the stray hairs and judge her.
Exhibit B: Dark under eye circles- Despite having been off for 2 days straight, Lauren still has dark circles under her eyes and really would like to get into a regular circadian rhythm so she doesn't look like a drug addict.
Exhibit C: Pepperoni Chin- These zits which Lauren continues to get at the ripe old age of 27 exhibit the stress Lauren has been under lately. Either someone needs to create a fool-proof zit zapping cream (with immediate results) or Lauren needs a vacation.
Ladies and gentlemen, as Lauren's representation, I just ask that you make your decision today with your conscience, and give this girl the vacation she needs.
* Thank you for putting up with my exhausted wackiness today. Only 3 more weeks until I get a few days off to visit Minne! Dani oughta brighten me up!
1 comment:
I thought you and the hubby had a cruise lined up for late winter/early spring. Or am I just wishing that such a treat awaited you? Whatever the case, I think you are GORGEOUS and are doing so much to make the world a better place. Here's wishing you lots and lots of rest and fun times to balance out the hard nights on the job.
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